32 Quotes by Kyle Kinane

It’s a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, ‘What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.’ It’s delicious and I can’t stop eating it, that’s what happens.

I’m not on this earth to be a goalie. I’m not here to stop somebody from accomplishing their goals. If you’re not hurting anybody, I’m here to either assist or get out of the way.

What is there to say about ChUC other than it’s a comedy show done the right way in the right space. Fantastic comics, welcoming audience. Always great.

I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.