104 Quotes by Kyle

Life is a puzzle. Every piece fits together to create who we are, what we do, how we feel. Every experience shapes us into who we will eventually become.

You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship.

If someone says that they saw a Sasquatch, they’re either lying or they are stupid! Now stop lying about the Jewpacabra before stupid people start believing you!

Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems.

When people have children, they have to grow up!

When you're the cool guy, you don't know how to take people not liking you. I've already been there, done that.

Even if I told my mom I wanted to be a clown or live in the forest, she would be down.

We really have the power to illuminate all negative things in our life, but we have to find that light source inside of us and really tap in with it and reconnect with it.

I played football. I was pretty bad at that.