133 Quotes by LL Cool J

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    Something smells fishy and they say it's you, all I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew.

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    Handsome brother with a smooth goatee, makes me wonder why he act so ugly.

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    Me and Frosted went to get a drink. But she ordered somethin' bugged, and I ain't know what to think. She ordered potassium, calcium, Carbohydrate, scotch with sodium. She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch... I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth.

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    I want a girl with extensions in her hair, Bamboo earrings, at least two pair, A Fendi bag and a bad attitude, That's all I need to get me in a good mood. She can walk with a switch and talk with street slang, I love it when a woman ain't scared to do her thing.

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