241 Quotes by Larry David

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am.

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy, the frustrated guy, the guy with no money - this is the guy who needs to laugh.

I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.

I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied.

I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.

Whenever something good happens to me, it’s usually followed by something terrible.

I don’t like talking to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.