241 Quotes by Larry David

I’m surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.

If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.

When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

I’m Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women’s panties.

If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.

I couldn’t be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

I’m a jerk, that’s who I am. I’m like everybody else.

I’m a walking, talking enigma. We’re a dying breed.

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re inadequate when you’re a kid.