241 Quotes by Larry David

I think Michael Moore is a hero.

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Let's not forget, I got divorced.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

Millions of people are married. I've never picked up a paper and seen a headline that says, Man Gets Married!

I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.

I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.