241 Quotes by Larry David

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn’t know who I was, she would run away.

I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me.

It has to do – I think – with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’

Perhaps I have a wider range than I’d given myself credit for.

I’ve always loathed rich people, so I’ve become who I’ve loathed, which makes it doubly difficult, if you can follow me.

People don’t yell nasty things at actors – they let them continue.

Golf and dating don’t mix.

It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn’t happen that often.