241 Quotes by Larry David

I have no sense of well-being. There’s no chance the well will run dry.

Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I’m Jewish.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like to have hot food for lunch.

Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I’m very casual about it.

When I was living in New York and didn’t have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I’d think, that’ll be good, that’ll be a good spot for me when I’m homeless.

I couldn’t walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

I’m not quite as anonymous as I was.

I’m not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There’s no closure.

I’m anti-cheese in a salad.