241 Quotes by Larry David

I guess I still feel that I’m a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn’t mean that I like it, but I feel that’s what I am.

My life has changed. I’m not walking around any more wishing I wasn’t me, which was the case at one time.

I'm a walking, talking enigma.

I have quite a house. People come over and I go, 'I know, I'm sorry.'

I think that what people imagine they're going through is much worse than what they are going through.

When I was living in New York, there was a lot of screaming in my life. I would just get into these altercations all the time. Being in public, dealing with shopkeepers, just trying to cross the street - things like that.

I can't stand reading anything that I've said.

I'm one of the idiots that negotiates after I write.

Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.