241 Quotes by Larry David

My background is degradation and sloth, mostly.

When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless.

My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time.

Sure, being a reservist wasn't as glamorous, but I was the one who had to look at myself in the mirror.

No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.

I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.

People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.