241 Quotes by Larry David

It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy.

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting, thinking to myself, That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

Well, as you know, I'm really only happy when I'm on stage.

I wasn't making fun of my father in-law's religion. And even if I was so what, it's a comedy. Religion should be made fun of, it's quite ridiculous isn't it. Think how people spend their lives, they have no idea. They go around as if this is a fact. It's so insane you know. If I really believed that stuff I'd keep it to myself. Lest somebody think I was out of my mind.

I need to be on drugs to connect with nature.