241 Quotes by Larry David

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.

You know, when you do standup there are certain requirements that you have to do like you have to go on stage and when you get introduced you have to say "Hey,how ya doin'? How are ya?" I couldn't do it. It was false.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

I have no sense of well-being. There's no chance the well will run dry.

I'd much rather be on stage talking to a couple of retards for twenty bucks than sitting at my desk thinking up jokes for...well let's say a few dollars more.

Sometimes you have to rely on sex and bodily functions.

I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.

Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.