7 Quotes by Larry Duplechan

I wasn’t sure if, upon laying eyes on me, they wouldn’t know (by parent telepathy or something) that, far from behaving as a Christian young man should, I had spent the evening using illegal narcotics and engaging in sodomy.

Ever notice how the words I’m sorry always seem the lamest when you want them to mean the most?

John and I are gonna move to San Francisco. It’s supposed to be gay heaven up there.

I hope,' he would say, 'I will not disappoint him too badly for becoming … the things I have become.

I wasn’t sure if I liked him or not, but he sure had me interested in finding out.

Because, when you got right down to the real nitty-gritty, I didn’t really want to be anything other than what I am.

That’s one thing I really hate about smokers: the world is their ashtray.