47 Quotes by Larry Gelbart

One does not have humor. It has you.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

If vaudeville had died, television was the box they put it in.

A lot of people credit him with being terribly influential in their careers,

Talk about fulfilling a campaign promise, ... M*A*S*H.

In a world that operates at least 50 percent on fear, he was very confident,

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

I'm a recovering optimist.