939 Quotes by Laurell K. Hamilton

I look like a biker slut from hell meets soldier of fortune pinup.

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.

I don't have a master. I'm not sure if I have an equal.

I'm dating three men, living with two more, and having occasional sex with two others. That's seven men. I'm like a pornographic Snow White. I think seven is plenty.

He will not let you come barging in to his world like the proverbial bull in the china shop.

When God ignores you, the devil starts looking good.

If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it.

I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Men don't settle down because of the right woman. They settle down because they are finally ready for it. Whatever woman they're dating when they get ready is the one they settle down with, not necessarily the best one or the prettiest, just the one who happened to be on hand when the time got to be right. Unromantic, but still true.