5 Quotes by Lauren Collins

  • Author Lauren Collins
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    I, a woman, find wearing high heels agreeable only on the very rare occasion that (1) I will be ferried between destinations upon a palanquin or (2) I am going to a cocktail party and, at five feet two, don't want to spend the evening discussing the latest movies with somebody's nipples.

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  • Author Lauren Collins
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    Food is fun to write about because everybody has an opinion. Food is also fun to write about because it’s a challenge. There are only so many ways to describe a plate of gnudi without resorting to “pillowy.”

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    Hello” and “good-bye” were a pair of bookends, propping up a vast library of blank volumes, void almanacs, novels full of sentiment I couldn’t apprehend.

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