29 Quotes by Laurie Faria Stolarz

Age is artificial. It's soulless. It doesn't matter one bit.

Can you go cazy without knowing you're crazy?

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness.

Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black. She has a knife, knife, knife, stuck in her back, back, back. She cannot breathe, breathe, breathe. She cannot cry, cry, cry. Thats why she begs, begs, begs. She begs to die, die ,die..

People are so stupid. They think they've got the whole puzzle figured out, but they're really so far off.

People told me that if I ignored you, if I pretended that you didn’t bother me, you’d eventually give up and move on to the next victim. So why didn’t that ever happen?

Aww, you know my verbal stingers are only poisoned with love

Okay, now you're starting to scare me," Wes says."No, scary is the way people can alter their voices on cue. Like your imitation of that creepy guy who lives at your house.""You mean my dad?" he laughs.

Sounds like you've got it all planned out.""Honey, I've got more plans than Wes has ugly shoes.""And that's a lot." I laugh."It sure is," she says with a sigh.