9 Quotes by Lazarus Long

Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous.(He is also a fool.)

No storyteller has ever been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.

Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least a misdemeanor.

Certainly the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you; if you don't bet, you can't win.

If it can't be expressed in figures, it's not science it's opinion.

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion.