19 Quotes by Leah Marie Brown

It's not how fast you move through life, Vivia, or how perfectly you execute the moves, but that you do it with grace and humor.

Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike." - Vivia

If a man can't love you for who you are, he's not worth The Dior Gloss.

My mother named me Vivia Perpetua because she believed naming me after some long-dead, mostly forgotten saint would motivate me to spend my life collecting unused eyeglasses for the blind or doling out mosquito netting to malaria-plagued Africans. Not that there is anything wrong with those efforts, but please." Vivia in Faking It

I was grinding away to the climactic moan backtrack when I caught my reflection in the club’s mirror, hips rotating, booty shaking. Years later, Grace described my smooth moves as a sad epileptic white girl’s imitation of a twerk. Harsh. Could anyone look sexy dancing to lyrics that include “Sucky, sucky. Me sucky, sucky”? I don’t think so.

My bike seat-sodomized ass has me groaning in pain with every pedal.

Veni, vidi, vici. That was easy for Julius Caesar to say; he crossed Italy in a chariot, not on a stupid bike.” – Vivia.

My mum refers to female genitalia as scones.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a broken heart, must be in want of a good laugh.