8 Quotes by Lee Wardlaw

Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.I say: No contest.

I explained it loudand clear. What part of "meow"don't you understand?

Yawn. String-on-a-stick. Fine. I'll come out and chase itto make you happy.

Letmeoutletmeoutletmeoutletmeout.Wait--let me back in!...Letmeinletmeinletmeinletmein.Wait--let me back out!

Your tummy, soft aswarm dough. I knead and knead, thenbake it with a nap.

Fine. If you insist.I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--I won't enjoy it.

Sorry about thesquishy in your shoe. Must'vebeen something I ate.

What do you mean "Ewww"?How is my tuna breath worsethan peanut butter?