849 Quotes by Lemony Snicket

A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out.

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged swordKit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn't mean that you would be a midget if you were bald.

What a schmuck!

We represent the true human condition, the one permanent victory over cruelty and chaos. . . . Our true home is the imagination, and our kingdom is the wide-open world.

I am so tired, I can hardly type these worfs.

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

Nothing firms up a friendship like a good-natured argument.