163 Quotes by Lenny Bruce

There is nothing sadder than an aging hipster.

With overpopulation, human misery, and the threat of war increasing, we need rather more adult performances from society.

The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is.

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.

(On his addiction to opiods): I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.

[Excerpt from Kenneth Brown testimony] Great comics throughout literature have always disguised by comedy, through laughter, through jokes, an underlying theme which is very serious, and perhaps needs laughter because it is also painful...

I was not born in a vacuum. Every thought I have belongs to someone else.

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.