163 Quotes by Lenny Bruce
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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
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I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.
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A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.
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Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase a shiny object down a well was dead, and out of the gene pool. Now they got the technology and medicine to save the fool so he can breed more open mouth breathers.
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In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
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The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.
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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.
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Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize it in order to protect themselves.
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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