77 Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

Who are you and how did you get in here?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

Don't call me Shirley!

You know it's very difficult to be an actor, and to have people depending on you to say the right line, at the right time, and to not be able to hear your cues! I can't tell you how many times I would've had to have said What? if I didn't have my hearing aids. So my hearing aids are a life saver, and they allow me to practice my craft.

The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.

Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

I had to weave and play around with a honey bear, you know, and I could wrestle with him a little bit, but there's no way you can even wrestle a honey bear, let alone a grizzly bear that's standing ten feet to eleven feet tall! Can you imagine? But it was fascinating to work that close to that kind of animal.

I played a lot of leaders, autocratic sorts; perhaps it was my Canadian accent.