77 Quotes by Leslie Nielsen

It's not really that I've been an advocate for hearing aids for a long time, it's just that I've been losing my hearing for a long time! So it's actually very important for me because I'm actually hearing impaired and I simply want to hear better!

There were 15 people in the village, including five of us. If my father arrested somebody in the winter, he'd have to wait until the thaw to turn him in.

No, no, no, Mel is very much together as a director, always moving forward.

With a blonde bombshell (Francis) in the picture, there could be no love affair between her and anybody who was not Caucasian. It would (have been) tough enough to even have her in the same room with a black man or a Chinese guy. Those things are all changed today.

They've been cutting back on real actors for a long time,

This is your last chance. And I'm not talking about one of those Major League Baseball Steve Howe kind of last chances.

It's a different ballgame, ... It'll be funny, interesting. As actors, we're doing our own writing.

You could respond to it on a very human basis.

When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.