889 Quotes by Lewis Carroll

The proper definition of a man is an animal that writes letters.

So young a child," said the gentleman sitting opposite to her, (he was dressed in white paper,) "ought to know which way she's going, even if she doesn't know her own name!

When we were little," the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, "we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise -""Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?" Alice asked."We called him Tortoise because he taught us," said the Mock Turtle angrily: "really you are very dull!

I wish creatures wouldn't be so easily offended!", "You'll get used to it in time," said the Caterpillar; and it put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.

And never, never, dear madam, put 'Wednesday' simply as the date! That way madness lies!

Little Alice fell d o w nthe hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul

Mad Hatter: “Why is a raven like a writing-desk?”“Have you guessed the riddle yet?” the Hatter said, turning to Alice again.“No, I give it up,” Alice replied: “What’s the answer?”“I haven’t the slightest idea,” said the Hatter

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Then it doesn't matter which way you walk...-so long as I get somewhere.