5 Quotes by Lida Sideris

She swore she'd never turn into her P.I. father...but that was before she ran over the body.

People take power trips at the most inopportune times.

His overactive charm poured out like a lone drainage pipe after a flash flood.

I measure my days by the number of homicidal thoughts I have. I only had two today. So it must have been good.

He had a bushy unibrow that could house a family of quail.