12 Quotes by Liliana Hart

If you want to be a successful writer you have to put your butt in the chair and your fingers on the keyboard and put words on the page. Even shitty words are better than no words. You can go back and fix them later.

If he didn't call you by name, then you've got nothing to worry about. Maybe he has a glass eye and couldn't look at anyone but you." "You could be right. But I've always thought glass eyes were kind of expressionless, not hate-filled and menacing.

Apparently, it was possible to polish a turd.

You never know when you’re going to run into your soul mate. Just make sure you wear underwear. You don’t want your date to think you’re easy.

A true southern lady can out manipulate General Lee when it comes to revenge.

I’d lost a good deal of my sensibilities, most of my faith in mankind, and all of my underwear somewhere between a graveyard and a church parking lot.

He’s only been here six weeks. Nobody else has a clue what we did, and it happened seventeen years ago. There’s no way he could have found out in six weeks. No way. He must be talking about something else.

In my experience, men were a hell of a lot easier to get along with than women – they judged you to your face and they were generally honest unless you were sleeping together.

Listen, you. I just danced on that stage not more than thirty minutes ago. I’m still wearing the pasties to prove it. But now I have to get back in there and call the police.” “Whoa, honey. I don’t care if you’re the.