216 Quotes by Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?

For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.