216 Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Just remember, we're all in this alone.

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.

To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.

The road to success is always under construction

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.