216 Quotes by Lily Tomlin

Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Even when you win the rat race, you’re still a rat .

So if you’ve had a good time tonight, or if you’ve had a good time any night, for gosh sake’s why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

Remember we’re all in this alone.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

We're all in this alone.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.