38 Quotes by Lish McBride

She looked away, trying not to cry. She hated crying, and in public she hated it more.

I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise.

...I'm pretty sure you could actually grate cheese of his abs....I had a sudden image of him using his abs to grate my face.

Life is a series of calculated risks, James. I happen to think that this one is worth it.

Ramon looked closely at the little guy as he ate. "Maybe he's Jewish. I mean, if Sammy Davis Jr. could convert to Judaism, why not a chupacabra? We should name him Harry Mendelbaum."I held up my arms in protest. "You're all racist. Now shut up. We'll call him Taco von Precious of Svenenstein. There, everybody happy?""Isn't von the same thing as of?" Frank asked. "Wouldn't that be kind of redundant?""You're redundant," I said.

Essentially, the whole time I’d been here, the security staff hadn’t been paid. I would have been harassing the management too, though I probably would have started with a discussion and not so much jumping straight to peeing on someone’s bed. You have to work up to that sort of thing. Still, I had essentially staged a hostile takeover, which did kind of explain why they’d been going on the offensive.

Sam, you need experts on this, and I love you, but—”“I’m so new I have that new-car smell about me?

Thanks for not talking with your fists,” I said. I have a little sister, and I’m not sure I’d be as understanding with any of her boyfriends.“I’ve seen you fight,” he said, turning. “It would’ve been a terribly short conversation.

Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I’d never really been found in the first place.