38 Quotes by Lish McBride

There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry I should be at my visitor. Eight A.M. I hated whoever woke me up. Had they come an hour earlier, I would have also hated their families and any household pets.

Don’t you think it’s a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court?

Aves hasn’t mentioned a boyfriend,” Lock chimed in, “and we’re just dying to hear all about you.” Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists.

So you're the guy who did the no-no cha-cha with my baby sister.

Fear, left unchecked, can spread like a virus.

And someone, somewhere, was having an even worse time of it than me. I tried to keep that in mind. No matter how crappy your life, someone will probably beat you in the my-life-is-crap category. Not that I don't let myself whine a little now and then, but sometimes it's good to keep your misery in perspective

You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.

Most people felt lost after high school. Sometimes I felt like I'd never really been found in the first place.

But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.” At least not in the parts I’d skimmed.