335 Quotes by Ljupka Cvetanova

It takes two to bribe.

The donkey heard the book gives wisdom and ate it.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I let him eat in bed.

Don't worry about negative temperatures because minus times minus equals plus. If you are not very good at Maths, then put some rum in the tea.

I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.

One politician can not make a government. He needs accomplices.

Put some make-up on! Blush with shame!

A voter always knows how much to vote for.

No one can touch us. We are unbelievable.