8 Quotes by Lou Costello

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words.)

A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.

I went and looked out my door and he's got a big old brick banging and smashing my windshield in and I opened my door and yelled at him, 'hey!' but he just looked crazy so I slammed the door and locked it, called 9-1-1 and I went for my gun.

Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. Costello: That's what I want to find out.

What the use of having ignorance if you can't show it?

What the use of having ignorance if you can’t show it?

That was the best ice cream soda I ever tasted.