287 Quotes by Louis C. K.

A very painful part of being a parent is having really negative feelings about your children when you love them so much.

If you do something and people think you're stupid, just go for crazy. You get more respect that way because nobody likes stupid people.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.

Kids are like buckets of disease that live in your house.

I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down. We tell our children, "You can do anything you want." Their whole lives. "You can do anything!" But this place, we take kids - they're 15, they're young - and we tell them, "You can do eight things. We got it down to eight for you."

I have a lot of beliefs, and I live by none of them - that's just the way I am they make me feel good about who I am.