287 Quotes by Louis C. K.
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Here's how my brain works: It's stupidity, followed by self-hatred, and then further analysis.
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People say, 'My phone sucks.' No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.
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When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
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You know the only thing happier than a three-legged dog? A four-legged dog.
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I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
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I'm not raising the children-I'm raising the grown-ups that they're going to be.
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The ability to just sit there. That's being a person.
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The thing is, comedy's gone in a weird direction. People are really into ironic comedy and fakeness and cleverness.
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I was an awkward kid.
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