287 Quotes by Louis C. K.
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.’
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
In 27 years doing this, I've seen a handful of truly great, masterful standup sets. One was Tig Notaro last night at Largo.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
Life's too short to be an asshole, as an employer or as an employee.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
My last name is Szekely. Sounds like Saykay. When I was a little kid I had an instructor in camp who called me Shnizneckely. He would make fun of my name and it hurt my feelings because I was a little pussy and I cried. He said, 'Well, how do you say it?' I said, Seekay. So he wrote 'C.K' on my jersey and everything. He made my name 'C.K' and I just stuck with it.
- Tags
- Share
- Author Louis C. K.
-
Quote
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
- Tags
- Share