287 Quotes by Louis C. K.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

I like being full, every day, with stuff that I have to do.

Some people think it's demeaning to victims if you ever say anything out-loud about sexual abuse of children. I don't know if that's true.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.

If I'm not on tour, I can run down to the comedy club and do a little stand-up. If you're an actor, you can't go - I guess there's forms of it.

I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.