287 Quotes by Louis C. K.

To me, there's a huge difference between criticism and reviewing. I really love reading good criticism of television and film. To me, a critic is someone who analyzes a show, describes it, talks about the people in it, puts it in historical context of other shows like it, compares it and stuff, and then talks about the intent of the show and whether it failed or didn't.

I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

I watch a lot of sports. But when I'm not working, I'm with my daughters every chance I get.

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time.

I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.

Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London?

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.