9 Quotes by M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team

If you had the guts to serve your country like the rest of us, you wouldn't have to work so hard to prove you're crazy.

Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.

Do you really understand all this army stuff?It helps not to be too bright, sir.

What's a man worth without love ? $.89 worth of chemicals." Hawkeye Pierce

Are you dedicated to your patient or your ego?

It's one thing to admire a man's work. It's another to get your picture in the paper doing it." General Clayton

Inside that Colonel, there's a private that needs to be cuddled and held just like the rest of us." Hawkeye

You don't have to hurt somebody just to make sure they don't hurt you first." Hawkeye, in one of his less cynical moments.

Colonel Henry Blake, a surgeon: "I can paint a barn with someone else's blood. I just can't stand to see my own.