3 Quotes by M. Chandler

He was fucking with us pretty hard in the saferoom,” Sandra called from the front of the plane’s undercarriage.“Aw, Sandy, that wasn’t fucking,” Simon said. “That was just, I don’t know, really obnoxious foreplay or something.

Gut instinct," Jeremy wheezed. "Your gut's been shot," Mike pointed out, but he looked uncertain.

Rampant male predator’,” Simon said, shaking his head. “Blatant, Archer.”“Would you prefer ‘alpha male’?” Jeremy asked. “I do occasionally feel the urge to roll over and expose my belly in submission, after all—”“Christ, don’t do it now, I’m wiped out.