11 Quotes by M. R. C. Kasasian

I must strongly advise you to desist before your brain is made complicated. The truth is the truth whatever its source. For example, it is indisputably true that that woman is fat whether I or a notorious liar say it and whether or not somebody has been reminded to say it.

The poor, I am told, are kind to each other but that is because they have nothing to lose,’ he said. ‘The rich cannot afford to be.

Why take hours to drown when you can do it in a minute? Death can be kind if you allow him to be – sometimes

As sweet a girl as ever trod this earth. She garrotted her four sisters with a cheese wire in order to have a bed to herself, though.

He is a policeman. It is his job to bully people.

When God created fools he put the biggest of them into uniform and gave them helmets to prevent any thoughts entering their heads.

No tea then?’ Sidney Grice asked and the constable huffed.‘I only have two hands.’‘Even without your police training I had observed that,’ Sidney Grice said, ‘but I also note that they are both free now.

He is either a pompous ass or helplessly in love with you,’ she told me, ‘and, from the way you did not colour when you mentioned him, I should say the former. Oh, how disappointing. I had hoped he would have made you his mistress by now. How I could have entertained my tea-circle with that story. But do not worry, I shall anyway.

It is the living who frighten me,’ I said. ‘There is nothing to fear from the dead.