6 Quotes by Maddox

The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.

If women ran the world, we’d still be searching for the wheel.

But most of all, I’d like to thank me. Without me, none of this would have been possible. I really did a bang-up job on this book, and I deserve all the credit. I hereby revoke all the gratitude I expressed above and keep it for myself.

If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.