61 Quotes by Malcolm Bradbury

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

Life is a crisis - so what!

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

Marriage is the most advanced form of warfare in the modern world.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code if immorality in the world.

If God had meant us to have group sex, he'd have given us more organs.

The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

I've often thought that my scruples about stealing books were the only thing that stood in the way of my being a really great scholar.