6 Quotes by Marcus Berkmann

Gene, you wouldn’t know a good story if it was tattooed on the end of your prick.

We recognised that the youth demographic needed to be pursued, preferably with dogs.

No one is polite to writers.

Dammit, Bones, I need you. Badly.” (Even in 1979 this made me titter.)

There’s nothing American audiences like more than a tragedy with a happy ending.

For once cricket has claimed you, it never lets you go