390 Quotes by Margaret Cho

George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.

I will stop living life for a future happiness that does not and may never exist. I will live for now and stop wasting my time. Ever moment I live can be as beautiful as a fantasy. Every second of life is precious. I vow to stop wasting my time on these dreams that turn my life into a nightmare. I vow to live, to be mindful, to pay attention to life and hold it hard to my heart. Every beat another second going by.

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

These days, I strive to be a bitch, because not being one sucks. Not being a bitch means not having your voice heard. Not being a bitch means you agree with all the bullshit. Not being a bitch means you don't appreciate all the other bitches who have come before you. Not being a bitch means since Eve ate that apple, we will forever have to pay for her bitchiness with complacence, obedience, acceptance, closed eyes, and opened legs.

If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.

I have so much hate that it has turned into love.

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.