390 Quotes by Margaret Cho

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

Silence is so often applauded and those who speak out are often called tasteless.

Korean children get a lot of fuss made over them, I guess because life was tough in the old country, and it was a big deal if you survived. There's a big party thrown when you are 100 days old, followed by another when you make it to one whole year.

I don't want to hurt anybody because of their looks. That's been used to hurt me so much.

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

My history in show business spans over a quarter of a century, and I have seen many people in the industry struggle with coming out, only to find much more success after they finally did.

I was crazy about the song "Doot Doot," so I usually love this genre of weird, European electronic.

And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not f*ck with vegans because they will f*ck you up... BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY.

When it comes to children, my mom doesn't believe in borders. She loves all children, and that's a good example of mothering the world. I need to do that, but before I can, I need to get over my fear of kids in the first place.