390 Quotes by Margaret Cho

Christ's purpose was to really show how everyone can be loved and how everyone should be loved and accepted.

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.

The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty. She has no mouth.

I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!

I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just a woman, she was not just a mother. At that moment she was creation; she was life; she was God. And as I looked in her eyes, BOOM! Her pussy exploded.

My parents never really had that much money, so I kind of live in the same world that they do.

I think that gay people should have the right to get married by Elvis like everybody else.

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.