390 Quotes by Margaret Cho

I don't think I'm gay. I don't think I'm straight. I think I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.

Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.

I think that reaching out to kids that feel really isolated is a life saving gesture that we have a responsibility as older queers to do.

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

I don't have children, and I am not sure if I have wanted them or never wanted them. It's weird not to be able to decide. I don't know if I could stand that kind of commitment, or if I am really honest, I don't think that I could handle being that vulnerable to someone else.

Started out, Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho... What is zaftig? Isn't that German for big fat pig? I guess I was lucky- zaftig is kind of a nice word. It could have been, Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho.

I have a box of awards in the closet. I think it is weird to put them out. I might if I had an Emmy or Oscar, but I don't.